The corruption of Washington.

March 2019
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What are you going to do?
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 4:41 pm

Now that a couple of primaries are behind us, you have to answer a few questions. . First of all, what party should you be in? For simplicity lets assume there are two parties. Republican and Democrat. One of them will produce the next president. Answer these simple questions:

Does the anyone owe you anything just becuse you are born?
Is the government the cure for every problem? (After all, they created most of them.)

Do you believe that illegal aliens should have all the same rights, entitlements and jobs as American citizens?

If something isn’t right in your life is it someone else’s fault, always?
Will taxing rich people more make your life better?

Was “occupy Wall Street” legitimate while the TEA Party is bogus?
Do you think the minimum wage should be $15.00 an hour? (We can have a long discussion about that one some day.)

Should the United States stay out of all conflicts in the world regardless of the consequences?
Do you think healthcare, education and housing should be free for anyone who isn’t working?

Is the “one percent” holding the common man back.
Is the earth going to melt is 20 years? 30? 50?

If you answered yes to ANY of these questions then you should probably seek counciling and go Hillary or feel the Bern with the demoncRATs.

On the other hand, if you are of sound mind you probably will be voting Republican.

BUT FIRST…..What will you do in the primaries?

If you truly adhere to conservative values you will be voting for Cruz or maybe rubio or even Trump. Conservative Review has a very good report card on the candidates. Remember one thing. No candidate will be 100% perfect for everyone or for anyone for that matter. What is your hot button issue? Immigration? The Economy? Foreign policy? Social issues like abortion or birth control? Some of the candidates are stronger in some fields while others are weak in some fields. Are you going to be able to overlook Bush’s weak stance on immigration? Maybe Kasich’s opposition to the second ammendment is OK wth you. The point is you should do some research on these people before entrusting the future of the country to them.

If the only place you and your friends get your news is the networks (including FOX) then your choice will probably have a liberal tint. To hear MSNBC or NBC tell it. Ted Cruz is a raving maniac and some personalities on FOX will tell you that Marco Rubio is a rube. An example is this: After the latest GOP debate all the networks made a big deal over Rubio repeating a line about Obama several times and sounding like a robot. He may not have been his most articulate but he was trying to make a very important point. Does anyone in class remember what he was saying all those times? That’s the point! The networks would rather you concentrate on Marco’s stumble instead of Christie’s stupidity. After all Christie had little chance of winning the nomination.. The point was that Christie was harping on Rubio’s inexperience, comparing him with Obama. He said that Obama’s inexperience was causing all the problems. The point Rubio was making was that Obama is wrecking the havoc he is on purpose and he is being very successful at it. Nobody commented on the point that Rubio was trying to make. Christie blustered about Rubio repeating himself and sounding programmed. Thus drowning out Rubio’s point.

That was a long story trying to show how things get covered by the media. They let you hear what they want ou to hear. Do some research. Look at the bills they have sponsored or the good and bad things they have done for their state. You will find a lot of different results than what you have been led to believe by the democrat propaganda machine.

We have many serious issues facing the country and frankly one election isn’t going to turn it around. A real conservative for president will be a good start. That president will exert some influence on Congress and begin to turn things around.  The presidency will give the conservative congress members some backing. 

These are real stories from a Washington DC ticket agent.

1. I had a
New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that
her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke),
who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and
the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ‘’I'm not trying to
make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ….'’

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ‘’Cape Cod is in
Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ‘’
his response — click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a
Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando .
He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that’s not
possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
He replied, ‘don’t lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin
state!'’ (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ‘’Is it
possible to see England from Canada ?'’
I said, ‘’No.'’
She said, ‘’But they look so close on the map.'’ (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he
could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had
only a 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car,
he said, ‘’I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive
between gates to save time.'’ (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to
know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and
got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn’t
understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast,
and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ‘’Do airlines put
your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to
whom?'’ I said, ‘No, why do you ask?’
He replied, ‘’Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my
luggage that said (FAT), and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude!'’
After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying
laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT -
Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip
package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ‘’Would it
be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?'’

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala
who asked, ‘’How do I know which plane to get on?'’
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ‘’I was told my flight
number is 823, but none of these planes have that number on them.'’

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ‘’I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola ,
Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?'’
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.
She said, ‘’Yeah, whatever, smarty!'’

11. Mary Landrieu , La. Senator called and had a question about the documents
she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about
passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. ‘Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to
China many times and never had to have one of those.'’
I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her
this she said, ‘’Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have
accepted my American Express!'’

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ‘’I want
to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .'’
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ‘’Are you sure that’s the name of
the town?'’
‘Yes, what flights do you have?'’ replied the man.
After some searching, I came back with, ‘’I'm sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every
airport code in the country and can’t find a rhino anywhere.”
‘’The man retorted, ‘’Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check
your map!'’
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ‘’You don’t
mean Buffalo , do you?'’
The reply? ‘’Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.'’

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it’s in!

Could anyone be this DUMB?

I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure,
you just gotta spread it around


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