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Jill Abramson’s Onion article
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 5:22 pm

Jill Abramson penned a comedy piece for The Onion called, ‘Hillary Clinton is Fundamentally Honest’. Have you ever even imagined anything so funny? Now Jill used to be an editor for the always reliable, truthful and honest New York Times. I know, here I go again with the jokes. You can read the article here Oops sorry, it was a serious article.

The New York Times editorial staff never had much in the way of credible political coverage and if Jill still worked for the Times this article would fit right in. If Jill ever had any credibility she certainly lost it with this POS article. The thing that amazes me is that these people are so out of touch that they still believe they are the mainstream of thinking in the country.

Of course the NYT isn’t alone. You have the WaPo, Chicago Tribune and many more. Most of these rags are losing readership in droves because of the sheer idiocy of their opinions and the total fabrication of their “news stories”. You know it’s bad when the cartoons are the most truthful part of the paper. Ms. Abramson had to do this opinion piece for the UK Guardian as even the Times wouldn’t publish a croc of crap like that. As a child, if you told lies like this you would have been grounded for life!

The whole point of this rant is to point out how deceitful and duplicitous the mainstream media is. How they manipulate the news and, not just in their opinion pieces, to try to influence public opinion. News stories are always slanted to the left. When a democRAT politician gets caught committing a crime or just dating his sister the LSM (Lame Stream Media) will never, NEVER report the party affiliation. That is if they report it all and if they do the story will be vague and will appear on page fourteen. If it is a Republican you can be sure the headline will read something like, “REPUBLICAN councilman JOHN SMITH blah blah blah”. And it will be on page one above the fold. The story will contain plenty of speculation.

The papers aren’t alone. The major network “news” organizations are the same. Fox and some of the other “conservative” outlets are almost as bad. They claim to have conservative values and ideals but they are just selling product. The commentators in many cases are just as liberal as the ones on the networks. An example is that by most accounts Ted Cruz has pretty much aced the debates. He out-debated everybody. Did you hear or read that? No! All the oxygen got sucked out of the Republican Party by Donald Trump. The establishment absolutely hates Cruz. They May not like Trump but they think they can beat him. (And if not they can deal with him.) The media is helping Hillary by helping Trump. They tried helping Jeb, Nobody went for that joke. Then is was Rubio. No dice. Now they’re actually thinking about Kasich. They don’t want Trump but they really don’t want Cruz.

Texas Talk

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben darein geschissen.” This means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have shit in it.”

The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Hillary Clinton. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The rancher replied: “Use both hands.”




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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 6:43 pm



the faculty of reasoning and understanding objectively, especially with regard to abstract or academic matters.
“he was a man of action rather than of intellect”
synonyms: mind, brain(s), intelligence, reason, understanding, thought, brainpower, sense, judgment, wisdom, wits;
the understanding or mental powers of a particular person.
plural noun: intellects
“his keen intellect”
an intelligent or intellectual person.

This is what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. I’m kind of stunned that we have thinking people that would vote for a demoncRAT. 
There are millions of people in this country who think that collecting welfare, abiding in subsidized housing and eating with food stamps is living. I’m not talking about the infirm, disabled or elderly. The ones I’m talking about are the ones that could get employment, get off welfare and quit food stamps but don’t because it’s easier not to. A perfect storm of circumstances has created a couple of generations of slugs.

1) Parents who decided to let Howdy Doody, Micky Mouse and South Park raise and teach their kids.

2) After that, the education system took over and the teachers and professors turned the little skulls full of mush even more mushy. 

3) Hacks, both elected and appointed, have grown government in order to garner more power and wealth for themselves. One way to do this, is to make as many as possible dependent on the government. Aaaaaand keep that number growing. 

4) Raise taxes, increase costs, kill jobs. Increase entitlements.

O.K., that accounts for about fifteen to twenty percent of the voting population. What about the the middle class and upper middle class folks that vote for vermin like B.O. And Killary. Sure there were those who voted demoncRAT because of a kinship for B.O. and those suffering from “white guilt”. That could account for the first B.O. election but what about the second? How many people knew about or were warned about his unconstitutional and/or illegal activities and still voted for the Islamist-In-Chief. Who did the Islamist-In-Chief help during his first term? Average wages dropped, the number of people not in the workforce decreased dramatically and illegal immigration increased ten fold!

Now we come to Hillary who has a record of deceit going back to Arkansas when she ran interference for the Rapist-In-Chief. There are those that want to vote for her because she is a woman. Voting for her because she is a woman is like eating a turd because it looks like a Baby Ruth. She has done nothing for women beyond ruining the lives of the ones that accused her hubby, the molester-in-chief, of everything from sexual harassment to out-and-out rape. Of course her own record has a few flaws. Let’s take a look, shall we? 

Is there anyone that doesn’t know about the Rose Law firm? How about her cattle futures deal? There are more but let’s get more current. There is, of course, all the crooked dealing with and through the Clinton (crime) Family Foundation. One of the things that most people don’t know is the foundation, a charity, collected hundreds of millions of dollars of which less than 15% actually went to charity. Here is a good article   Much of the rest was accounted for under ‘other expenses’! Under her stewardship of the State Department six billion dollars went missing. Benghazi. Killary knew the attack on the consulate had nothing to do with a video. She and the Islamist-In-Chief knew of the attack in plenty of time to have saved those peoples’ lives. Meanwhile the Rapist-In-Chief was touring the private playground of Jeffery Epstein the convicted child molester. Now we find that she used a private server for official government communications that was likely hacked by China and Russia. Who needs this old crone? Where is the intellect?

Hanna, I’m using another of your jokes.

The world’s most clever student does the world’s funniest book report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’
and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton: Cost – $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing



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