The corruption of Washington.

October 2011
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They just won’t quit!
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 3:33 pm

The MMM(Malignant Mendacious Media) is at it again, Uh, no.  Let me start over.  The MMM is STILL lying to you and I.  They are now trying to characterize the occupy whatever crowd as relevant.  The truth is they are nothing more than a bunch of bums.  The majority of them have no idea what they are there for and the ones that do won’t tell the truth. 

The saddest part is that the original instigator of this idiocy is a very far left wing (read communist) Canadian outfit called Ad Busters.  They started organizing this protest two or more years ago.  They are trying to equate OWS with the tea party.  This doesn’t work very well when the movers and shakers  are composed of mostly public sector employees and union bufoons.  The tea party is looking for smaller government and less government spending.  The OW crowd is for just the opposite. 

The MMM has been aiding this bunch and with the help of celebrity dip-sticks are getting much, much more publicity than they deserve.  People like Michael “Gimme another burger” Moore are giving these people money and comfort.  They are turning the areas they occupy into trash heaps.  Doesn’t look or sound much like a tea party rally.  First of all, I didn’t hear much about rape and robbery at any of the tea party rallies.  Not too much pissing on cop cars either.  No taking a crap in the street, running around topless.  Matter of fact I think there weren’t any arrests other than the one SEIU goon that punched a handicapped black person. 

There are even some RINO’s and moderate media people on the right saying the OWS bunch may have a point!  This is a laugh.  This country has provided them and their families with more opportunity than they could get anywhere in the world.  Now they want you to pay thier student loans. It’s almost like they learned something in that navel studies class.  Most of the countries that they admire the most would throw them in re-education centers for about twenty years or worse for even thinking about demonstrations like the ones they are conducting here.

They almost have to be taken seriously because the MMM is pushing them as an important force.  The only part of their force that is important is the smell emanating from their occupation!

Great tee shirt:  Picture of BHO with the inscription, “Does this ass make my shirt look big?”

A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

To which he replied, “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye 


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MMM anchors make news!
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 2:34 pm

I got home from work and decided to watch a little political TV.  I turned on CNN, Wolf Blitzer and he was actually asking Hillary some tough questions about the Middle East, like why did the US get involved in Arab Spring but refused to do anything about the Iran’s real Christian uprising.  Then he asked her if she was as anti-Semitic as BHO. I couldn’t believe he was asking tough questions of the BHO regime.

Then I tuned in to Chris Mathews on MSNBC and he had Eric Holder and just as I tuned in Mathews said, (or spit) “Why aren’t you telling the truth about Fast and Furious?  Aren’t you really trying to make a case against the 2nd amendment?  Didn’t you authorize this operation?  Why did you dismiss the case against the New Black Panthers?”  Holder couldn’t get a word in edgewise.  “Wow”, I thought.  I figured I was going to have to write an apology to the MMM (Mendacious, Malignant Media) and start calling them the Mainstream media again.  But I thought this might be a couple of random acts of journalism. 

So I turned on Keith Obermann’s show on Current TV.  “Not going to be any journalism here!” I figured.  WRONGO! Good old Keith was explaining how if Barney Frank and Chris Dodd hadn’t been so crooked we wouldn’t be in the financial mess we are in!  Then he went on to rail about what a snow-job the whole Community Reinvestment Act was.  Oh my goodness, what the hell is going on? 

To be sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing I turned on Diane Sawyer’s show on ABC.  Same story!  She was busting Stephen Chu on the wind power hoax and about the oil embargo the United States has against the United States.  That was her exact phrase.  I’m not joking.  Ok, this was too much so I put Brian Williams on at NBC, finally I would get some real left-wing radical spin on the news.  Not so again.  Here was Brian interviewing one of the Occupy Wall Street bums.  The first question I heard was something like, “Why aren’t you people working at jobs instead of showing the world what idiots you are?”  No kidding!! 

I had a horrible ringing in my ears; it was getting worse and worse.  I realized that it was my alarm clock and I had been having a wonderful dream.  The truth is, this bunch and the rest of the liberal MMM are going to continue to carry BHO’s water right off the cliff.  They have no integrity and after more and more of this regime’s unethical, criminal and anti-constitutional wrongdoings come to light, they won’t be able to say, “Ooops, my bad.”  They didn’t have much credibility before BHO, but now it has to be lower than whale waste!  

So when you hear them say things like, “Mitt Romney is the Republicans’  bet hope to defeat BHO.” You know they WANT Romney as the candidate.  When they send their minions out to smear Cain or Bachman you know they are afraid of them.  Don’t nominate another RINO like McCain.  

Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed robber who demanded, “Give me all of your money!”  Barack haughtily replied, “Do you know who I am. I’m the President of the United States!” The robber snarled back, “Then give me all MY money.”


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It has been done before.
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 9:51 am

Why not?

BHO and his minions have done all they can do to shred the Constitution.  Maybe the reason they are encouraging the Occupy mobs is to use them as a test run.  I believe, as I have stated before, that this regime is determined to topple the US and rebuild it into a “Socialist Utopia”.

Maybe Bev Perdue, the governor of North Carolina let the cat out of the bag when she suggested that elections be suspended for a couple of years.  If they can foment riots in the streets in time for the elections, it would be an ideal time to declare martial law and suspend the elections.  Then with enough time and the right powers they could enact changes that can never be undone.

You may scoff at the idea but the truth is that many governments have been transformed in just that way. Ferdinand Marcos of the Phillippines,  Juan Peron in Argentina, Batista in Cuba, some in Africa (Although what came later was even worse.)  and others come to mind.  Most were successful because the citizens weren’t vigilint.

I don’t think it is so far beyond the relm of possibility to think BHO with the help of the MMM (Malignant, Mendacious Media.)  that they could make a try for the whole ball of wax.

I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Stephanie, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said, “Look Doc, I’m a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?” At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse…….

“Darn it STEPHANIE!!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT”


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