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08/08/17
Can we survive the millenial generation?
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 1:09 pm


Why do millennial children think Socialism is so great? I can only attribute it to a lack of true information. Not a lack of education. Thant’s different, way different. You can be educated and still be uninformed or misinformed. Look, for example, at the college degrees and courses that exist out there. Women’s studies, Parapsychology, Surfing Studies, (I’m not kidding!) Star Trek, Golf Management. You can look them up and find most are from big-name colleges. The list goes on and on. Just what kind of job are you going to get with your degree in hurt feelings studies? Jessie Watters does on the street interviews asking tough questions like who was B.O.’s Vice President or what is the capital of New York and these geniuses can’t answer the questions because they think all they have to do is be in touch with their inner self and everything will be fine.

Their liberal professors are happy to let them believe this for a couple of reasons: 1) They know their school (and they) will be rid of them in a few years and none of their lack of knowledge will come back to them., 2) Keeping then uninformed makes it easer to foist the liberal agenda on the little skulls full of mush. (Thanks Rush.)

They have been taught that Socialism makes everyone equal. The problem is that in order for that to be true it means that most people have to lose much of what they have. Wait… Let’s go back a little. A true Socialist society has as its main tenet that everything belongs to the state and everyone contributes to the state. The state then gives you what the state thinks you are worth. Obviously those doing the determining and their bosses, family and friends are worth the most. After that money and power are doled out according to how much you are worth to the state.

Another problem with Socialism is that the innovators and entrepreneurs either leave or stop innovating. Over time this causes economic stagnation which in turn makes for a lack of employment.

It’s easy to embrace Socialism when you live in mommy’s basement and haven’t been able to find employment suitable for your black albino lesbian toe nail studies degree. The money you collect from welfare and your allowance isn’t as much as if you had only minored in Bolivian funeral dirges.

As a test, ask a Socialist leaning millennial to name a socialist country that has succeeded.

(Mike drop!)


This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Republican my front porch and he’s playing with himself. “What? ” the operator exclaimed. “I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself and he’s weird; I don’t know him and I’m afraid! Please send the police! ” the little old lady repeated. “Well, now, how do you know he’s a Republican? “Because, you damn fool, if it was a Democrat, he’d be screwing somebody! “

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, “Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead. ” The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn’t find some relative to give the ticket to so they could enjoy the game together… “Oh no,” the guy said, “they’re all at the funeral. “




           

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03/03/17
A multipart rant
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 8:29 pm


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A multi-part rant

1: I lied to you. A couple of rants ago I wrote that Hillary won 57 counties in the election. This is information I got from a web page that was in error. Hillary won 487 counties. It is important that when you publish information that it is correct otherwise you look like a fool and nobody will believe you. Thanks to my friend Phil for pointing it out to me

2: A. little note to the ass-clown headed east on Indiantown Road yesterday about 7:45 am in a black Nissan Pathfinder. You cut me off as you were speeding and going lane to lane. I’m sure you didn’t hear me cursing you out or see me flipping you the bird. The point of this is that it was about 8 miles before I turned off and you were 3 cars ahead of me when I did. You probably drove two miles extra side-to-side. Idiot.

3: The demoncRATs are behaving like spoiled six year olds. Donald Trump won the election and between them and Obama’s Organizing For Action which used to be Organizing For America, the protest and riot starters, they will do whatever it takes to destroy Trump. They, along with their propaganda arm the MSM, have lied, exaggerated, distorted and just plain made up stories they think could help wreck Trump. They omitted anything that could be construed as helpful to the administration. All of this to the detriment of the country. For the next eight years (That’s right, I said eight years.)(Unless of course, they kill him) they will keep every story that can hurt Trump on the front page. They will protest and riot at every opportunity and do whatever damage they can. Trump complains about the “Fake Media” for good cause. CNN in particular has been responsible for many a false story followed closely by the New York Times.

4: We have people coming into this country that want to hurt us. No, make that KILL us. Some want to actually blow us up. Some want to change the country by taking it over. The illegal aliens are becoming a very large democrat voting block. In some towns and counties there are non American mayors and Sharia courts. See here     http://www.billionbibles.org/sharia/america-sharia-law.html The establishment demoncRATs and republicrats want illegals. The dems for a voting block and the RINOs for cheap labor. 

The only chance we have is to support the Trump administration and keep electing more and more conservatives in the future. 

A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Republican on my front porch and he’s playing with himself.


“What? ” the operator exclaimed.
“I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself and he’s weird; I don’t know him and I’m afraid! Please send the police! ” the little old lady repeated.
“Well, now, how do you know he’s a Republican?
“Because, you damn fool, if it was a Democrat, he’d be screwing somebody! “

 

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01/28/17
Trump is a liar!
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 8:00 pm


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The Trump administration has not told the truth about the crowd size at the inauguration and for this he should be impeached! There is no need to enumerate the lies the Obama regime has told. From the very beginning all the way through to his last day in office. We will be finding out more and more now that he is out of office. It just came out recently that the Islamist-InChief had been supplying ISIS and other terrorist organizations weapons in Syria. http://www.infowars.com/iraqi-intelligence-usa-is-supplying-isis-with-weapons-food/

I understand it is much more important that the crowd size of Trump’s inauguration is correctly reported than any silly weapons stuff is. OK, OK, enough of this stuff. How about the other things the demoncRATs are doing? They are doing what they can to destroy the Trump presidency. Let’s start with holding up the cabinet appointees as long as possible. It isn’t going to stop there. And it isn’t just the demoncRATs. It isn’t just the demoncRATs’ lap dog media. Many of the establishment RepublicRATs are in on it as well. Trump is threatening their whole existence. He is reducing the size of their fiefdoms, eliminating some of the perks and hopefully he will talk the real conservatives into passing term limits for congress.

Immigration is another matter not reported honestly. You wouldn’t believe the people that want as many illegal aliens (Yes, illegal f***ing aliens, not undocumented f***ing workers) as they can possibly fit. Into the country. You have the business interests that want cheap labor and the libtards who don’t believe its right for us to keep all that this country has to offer to ourselves. Of course the driving factor is the demoncRAT politicians who make it easier for them to get in, easier for them to stay, give the illegals benefits in order to convince them to vote for and keep the scumbags in power. No matter that along with the illegals there are tons of drugs and Islamist terrorists coming in as well. The politicians care more about their greedy little lives than the country. They assume they will be immune from whatever hell the their actions create.

This reminds me of one of the BO lies. Remember the Bull about how the BO regime has deported more illegals than any before. The fact is that they counted everyone that was turned away at the border as deported on top of the very few they actually deported. 

At any rate, the Trump administration will be the cure for many of our ills if only they let him. Oh yeah, any of you “entertainers” that said they are leaving I have one question. Why are you still here?


Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.

Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people’s lights.



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12/31/16
Electoral vs Popular
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 9:13 pm


I’m tired of hearing the “abolish the electoral college” crowd!

Let’s talk about the electoral college and the popular
vote.  Hillary got about 63,551,585 votes
and Trump got about 61,898,585. Hillary by 1,650,000 or so. Popular vote,
Hillary wins. But wait. Let’s look a little deeper.  Here are a few statistics:

There are 3141  counties in the United States.

Trump won 3084.

Hillary won 58.

Trump won the popular vote in 35 states

Hillary won 15.

Out of the 58 counties that Hillary won, lets look at 5
of them.  LA county in California, Kings,
New York, Queens and Bronx counties in New York. In those counties there 5,094,488 votes were cast.  Hillary won
4,108,572 and Trump won 985,916.  So if
we go strictly by the popular vote these five counties would have elected Hillary
because she had 3,122,656 more votes.

 

This is why the founders came up with the electoral
college. They knew that without it a few cities would have sway over the rest
of the country.  This would have happened
this election.

We can bet that 99.9% of the people that are bitching
about the electoral college are from one of the blue areas in the map below.
Notice how much of the country disagrees with them. (That would be the red part
of the map that disagrees.)


 

The second part of this rant deals with the “Russian
hacking” of the election.  This is very
simple. First of all the “election” wasn’t hacked.  (Except in Hilary’s favor). One example is
the vote in Detroit. Many more Democrat votes were counted than were cast.  The two places you could “hack” the election
is when the votes are cast and when they are counted.  There were 
widespread reports of voting machines changing votes from Republican to
Democrat.  Hmmm, I don’t remember hearing
about votes being changed to Republican. 
We don’ t dare even mention the voter fraud in California.  That reminds me.  Why didn’t Jill Stien ask for recounts in any states that Hillary won?

 

Now of course, what they (demoncRATs) are talking about
is the Wikileaks leaking of DNC, Podesta and Hillary emails.  Someone in the CIA claimed the hacking was
done by the Russians and now the FBI has released a report confirming it. Regardless of where the hacks originated,
what most of these weenies failed to understand is the fact that Hillary was
the most crooked, dishonest, stiff and just plain incompetent candidate
ever.  The emails showed the pay-to-play
going on between the Clinton Foundation, Hillary, (as Secretary of State) and
Slick Willy.  The emails also exposed the
collusion between the DNC and Hillary. 
On top of all that the emails showed that the Hillary crew thought their
voters were nothing more than “useful Idiots”.  
So what the hacks did was expose…the truth!!

The hacking didn’t cause Hillary’s loss.  Hillary did!

 

Presidential Election’2016


Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents
live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in
Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently
been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on
my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers,
one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and
murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in
the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I
have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the
Bronx and indeed is still a part-time “working girl ” in a brothel.
However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as
the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining
our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least
it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin… Abby, my problem
is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and
of course I want to be totally honest with her… Should I tell her about my
cousin who voted for Clinton? Signed,Worried about my reputation”


 


Healthy, Happy New Year from our family to yours!

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10/26/16
What do you see in Hilary?
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 3:23 pm


You little Millennials and low information voters must be wondering what is going on with this election. Even though you read The national Enquirer and believe everything about Kim Kardashian you can’t quite bring yourself to believe that your glorious Democrat party does what it does. You have been fed this crock of Kaka that DemocRATs are the only people that look out for you. It’s a shame that you can’t see what’s before your face. Look at the emails leaked by WikiLeaks and watch the videos from project Veritas. The leaders of the Democrat party ridicule you and denigrate you. To them you are the great unwashed only there to promote their well-being. These aren’t things that some crazy right wing lunatic made up just for you. These are actual words and deeds said and performed by real honest-to-goodness DemocRAT leaders. Check out these links. http://observer.com/2016/10/wikileaks-more-evidence-dnc-tipped-scales-for-clinton/ http://observer.com/2016/10/wikileaks-more-evidence-dnc-tipped-scales-for-clinton/ and http://projectveritas.com/video/hidden-camera-nyc-democratic-election-commissioner-i-think-there-is-a-lot-of-voter-fraud/ you can look around the project Veritas site and see several videos of DemocRAT operatives bragging about rigging the election in coordination with the Clinton campaign! Tell me if you really think it’s made up.

I know I’ve said it before. When they say the rich don’t pay their fair share they only mean the Republican Rich not their own. The fact is if you look up the statistics on government website you’ll see that the top 10% of the earners in this country pay more than 50% of the taxes. The bottom 10% paid no taxes and in many cases get money from the government. So, I guess they are right! The top 10% don’t pay their fair share. They should be paying a lot less!



I’m really having a hard time understanding why the democrats that are voting for Hillary are voting for Hillary. She is a corrupt, lying, mean greedy person out for herself and nobody else.  There is an old joke that goes, “When your neighbor looses his job, it’s a recession.  When you lose your job it’s a depression. When Obama loses his job it’s a recovery.”  Well, it won’t be if Hillary gets Obama’s job.  It will be more of the same.    Here is a list of most of the known forms of government.  Most are too obscure to even consider.  The most common ones like democracy, republic, communist, dictatorship and socialist make up most of the worlds governments.  The US is one of the few real republics.  The people of the US are the richest in the world.  The poor in this country live better than more than half the rest of the world’s population. The Democrats of today want to transform the US into a Socialist/Oligarchy controlled by a few elites.  This has been tried in many countries around the world an has failed every time.  The DemocRATs always say, “They did it wrong.  We can do it right.”  This is what everyone of them has said. Don’t let them try it here.  They have started to try with things like Common Core (Please Google ‘examples of common core math’) and Obamacare.  They will raise taxes to a point that people that produce goods won’t have any incentive to excel.  Then they will redistribute it to ensure an underclass that will always vote to keep them in power!   Please don’t let Hillary become President.  Vote Trump.

Hillary Clinton was addressing a group of American Indians in New York telling them all she did as senator and all she plans to do for them as President.
At the end of the meeting the chief gave her a plaque with her honorary indian name, Walking Eagle.
After she left someone asked the chief if there is any meaning to that name.
He said “A walking Eagle is a bird that is so full of crap, it can not fly.”




 


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09/29/16
So the rich aren’t paying their fair share?
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 3:26 pm


           

So the rich aren’t paying their fair share? Here are two facts for you: 1) They pay a larger percentage of their income in taxes AND, 2) they pay a larger percentage of the total taxes paid. I could just end the rant there but then again it wouldn’t be as much fun.

Hillary, and every other liberal and some libertarians, insist that the top 1 percent pay “Their Fair Share” of the taxes. Well, if they did that they would pay less taxes rather than more. The same holds true for the top five percent. The 10 percenters actually pay their fair share. All the rest pay less than their fair share. These aren’t some wild and crazy right-wing-made up numbers. They come from the Internal Revenue Service for the year 2011. The numbers get worse as time goes by. The Feds have reduced loop holes and raised the percentage the higher brackets pay. Check this chart out.


Print this chart and keep it in your pocket. The next time some liberal puke tries to tell you that the rich don’t pay their fair share show them the chart and give them the link to www.joes-rant.com so they can learn something. I will never understand the logic of, “I worked hard for that degree I obtained in Albino Asian lesbian studies. I don’t know why nobody will hire me. So why don’t you pay my way in life?” attitude

I understand there are people that just don’t have the skills or aptitude to do high paying jobs and that places them on a lower rung of the economic ladder. There are programs that help them learn a trade so they can better themselves.

In the United States poverty is very weird. These numbers are from the Census Bureau for 2011.

Here are the percentages of households below the poverty level that the Census Bureau estimates had the following appliances:

Clothes washer: 68.7%
Clothes dryer: 65.3%
Dish washer: 44.9%
Refrigerator: 97.8%
Food freezer: 26.2%
Stove: 96.6%
Microwave: 93.2%
Air conditioner: 83.4%
Television: 96.1%
Video recorder/DVD: 83.2%
Computer: 58.2%
Telephone (landline): 54.9%
Cell phone: 80.9%

I guess this brings me to the minimum wage. It wasn’t the greatest idea to begin with. The entire premise was so that employers could hire low and no skilled workers so they could learn the job. Once they proved themselves they would earn more. Then the retail industry, especially fast-food decided they could hire kids out of high school for minimum wage with the understanding they would go on to bigger and better things. Ooops! That didn’t happen for many of them. I agree, you can’t feed a family of four on a minimum wage job. The unfortunate thing is that our public education system would rather teach little Johnny that Mary had two mothers and Social Justice than how to add two plus two. This has led a few of generations of IDIOTS who find it easier and more convenient to live in mom’s basement at age 35.

Now the push for a $15.00 minimum wage is going to have one of the following results: 1) The employer will ‘let go’ of some employees to make up for the extra cost. — I need to interrupt myself. Here are a couple of interesting facts. First: Small business owners are not rich! Second: Estimates range as high as 80% of the country’s non-farm employees are employed by small businesses. — 2) The employer can raise his prices. This has been shown to lose customers which leads to layoffs. 3) He can pay the higher minimum wage and keep the employees which will lead to him going bankrupt. 4) find a cheaper way to put his product out like the fast food chain that installed kiosks to take orders and then did option 1. So rather than create an atmosphere where the economy can expand and where people can grow the libtards would rather tax everyone into being serfs to the government. . It didn’t work in the dark ages and it wont work now.

A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. “This is a talking dog,” he said. “And you can have him for five dollars. ” The neighbor said, “Who do you think you’re kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain’t no such animal. “Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. “Please buy me, Sir,” he pleaded. “This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me,never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in America. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times. “Hey! ” said the neighbor. “He can talk. Why do you want to sell him for just five dollars? ” “Because,” said the seller, “I’m getting tired of all his lies. “



 

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09/25/16
What are you thinking?????
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 12:50 pm


What’s going on in the minds of Democrat voters?  No wait! I don’t mean just Hillary
Clinton.  I’m talking about all the lies,
crimes and scandals they have ignored over the decades.  They all can’t all be looking for a free ride
like the growing number of welfare and food stamp recipients.  That means we can divide the rest into two
groups: Those who actually believe the bull caca the demoncRAT politicians
shovel and those politicians who actually shovel said caca.

 

Look at the promises they have made year after year
telling black people how much better they will make their lives by giving them
free stuff and bending, breaking and making new rules to give them advantages
over others.  How’s that working out
there folks?  With all the trillions of
dollars spent on anti-poverty programs since Johnson’s war on poverty  why
is the number of people in poverty greater than when they started?   These programs are designed to fail.  Well not fail. Just keep the beneficiaries
dependent on the system.  The Republicans
are not much better but at least some of them try to make people take
responsibility for themselves. The old saw, “Give them a hand up instead of a
hand out.”  Is closer to the Republican
ideal than the demoncRAT.  Year after
year 80% and more blacks vote for demoncRAT politicians.Why?  Because year after year the politicians make
bigger and bigger promises.  It seems as
long as they have cell phones, flat screen TVs and food stamps they say, “The
really good stuff is coming next time.”

 

Then there is the public education system.  The federal government has no business
meddling in education.  The Department of
Education was created in 1979 by the peanut farmer, second worst president,
Jimmy Carter.  The quality of public
education has suffered for it. The US taxpayer has spent over one hundred
billion dollars a year on the department of education. They have educated NO
children.

The list of demoncRAT lies and boondoggles could fill 100
rants.  This is just a couple to think
about.  Don’t forget how the department
of energy was started to lower energy cost! (There goes that peanut farmer
again!) There goes another thirty billion a year.

 


I’ve pretty much laid off of Hillary and BO because if
you voted for BO not once but twice there isn’t any way I can convince you that
you made two mistakes.  On top of that
you’re probably going to vote for Hillary. Steeeriiiike Three!  Now, Hillary is a proven liar and a thief
just like her husband.  (If you made the
first two strikes and are old enough you probably voted for that sphincter
too!). Just in case you haven’t seen it, Here is a partial list of BO’s lies.


  Here And Here


Here is another one of Hillary’s lies.


Here   and another one  and there are plenty of others.



 I don’t
have the space or time to list them all. HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR THESE
PEOPLE??  Don’t forget that the area
around Washington DC has the highest average salary and the lowest unemployment
in the country,


 

Trump might be an loud mouthed, bombastic bully but I
believe he can do some good things for the country where Hillary is only out
for Hillary.

 

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into
the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your
money “, he demanded. …Indignant, the affluent man replied, “Hey,
watch it - I’m a United States Congressman! ” “In that case,” replied
the mugger, “give me MY money. “


Two alligators were sitting at the side
of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger
one and said, ‘I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re
the same age. We were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’


‘Well,’ said the big gator, ‘what have
you been eating?’

‘Politicians. Same as you,’ replied the
small gator.

‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’

‘Down the other side of the swamp near
the parking lot by the Capitol.’

‘Same here. Hmm.

‘How do you catch them?’

‘Well, I crawl up under one of their
Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then, I jump out, grab them
by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat ‘em!’

‘Same here,’ says the big gator.

‘Do you eat Dems or Republicans?’

‘I eat the Dems,’ says the little guy.

‘Ah!’ says the big gator. ‘I think I
see your problem. You’re not getting
any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a
Dem, there’s nothing left but an ass hole and a briefcase.’



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08/06/16
#NEVERHILLARY AGAIN!
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 6:33 pm

** UPDATE **  While there may be some of you in favor of liberal policies and ideas, I find it hard to believe you would even consider voting for ANOTHER crooked Clinton.  The documentary, Clinton Cash, outlines the illegal and unethical ways the Clintons enriched themselves and their cronies.  It is an hour worth spending. 

  You can watch Clinton Cash here. You can skip the ad at the beginning after five seconds.

We all know that Donald Trump is a bloviating bully who speaks his mind a little too freely.  He is rude, nasty and doesn’t care what you think of him.  He has a mostly conservative agenda though.  He will appoint Supreme Court justices that will, at least, consider the Constitution in their deliberations unlike half of the ones we have now. He seems to be OK on immigration and border security as well. He certainly will be good on the economy and jobs.

On the other hand we have Hillary Clinton.  I can fill ten pages with her crimes and lies.  See my last rant for a couple of lists.  If she wins (steals) the presidency the worst is yet to come.  Why she isn’t in jail is a mystery to me.  But then again, why BO isn’t in jail is a mystery.  Her and slick Willy have sold themselves and Hillary’s office(s) to several corporations and foreign countries. See this list.  Now this list doesn’t include the millions of dollars they got for giving speeches.   Check out this list.  I mean really, would you pay $300,000 to hear Hillary speak for twenty-five minutes?  Then there is the email problem.  Granted,we have a Democrat Prez, who appointed the Democrat attorney general, who depended on the guy, whose job depends on her, to get to the bottom of things.  How did anyone think it would turn out different?  Well. At least Trey Gowdy is trying to nail her for lying to Congress.  One can only hope.  When I say steal here are some examples of what I mean.
Some stats from the 2012 general election:
* In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney. (A mathematical and statistical impossibility). 
  * In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their polling locations - and not one single vote was recorded for Romney. (Another statistical impossibility). 
* In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only 98,213 eligible voters . 
  * In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast. 
  * The National SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie County, FL had a 158% voter turnout. 
  * Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout . 
  * In one Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible voters . NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote .  
Imagine that….. Hmmmmm. Can you guess which party is fighting against voter ID? A good question to ask here is why BO’s election wasn’t challenged.
 

Bill Clinton likes to go for a  walk every Saturday evening.  One evening, he passed by an alley, and a prostitute yelled at him, “Fifty dollars will buy you a good time!” 

He responded by saying “How’s about 5 dollars?”, jokingly, and kept walking.

This same thing kept happening every Saturday for a couple weeks; every time Bill passed the prostitute, she would offer him her services for fifty dollars, and he would decline and say he’d only pay five. One evening, however, Hillary asked if she could come along on the walk with him, and Bill reluctantly agreed, nervous about what Hillary would say if the prostitute yelled at him again. They went on the walk, and when they passed the alley, to Bill’s surprise, the prostiture was silent, and they continued on their walk. As they were about to round the corner, however, they heard the prostitute’s voice from behind them,

“So that’s what five dollars gets you, huh?”

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07/03/16
Why do democrat voters vote democRAT?
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 9:29 pm

What’s going on in the minds of Democrat voters?  No wait! I don’t mean just Hillary Clinton.  I’m talking about all the lies, crimes and scandals they have ignored over the decades.  They all can’t be looking for a free ride like the growing number of welfare and food stamp recipients.  That means we can divide the rest into two groups: Those who actually believe the bull caca the demoncRAT politicians shovel and those politicians who actually shovel said caca.

 Look at the promises they have made year after year telling black people how much better they will make their lives by giving them free stuff and bending, breaking and making new rules to give them advantages over others.  How’s that working out there folks?  With all the trillions of dollars spent on anti-poverty programs since Johnson’s War on Poverty, why is the number of people in poverty greater than when they started?  These programs are designed to fail.  Well not fail. Just keep the beneficiaries dependent on the system.  The Republicans are not much better but at least some of them try to make people take responsibility for themselves. The old saw, “Give them a hand up instead of a hand out.”  Is closer to the Republican ideal than the demoncRAT.  Year after year 80% and more blacks vote for demoncRAT politicians.Why?  Because year after year the politicians make bigger and bigger promises.  It seems as long as they have cell phones, flat screen TVs and food stamps they say, “The really good stuff is coming next time.”

 Then there is the public education system.  The federal government has no business meddling in education.  The Department of Education was created in 1979 by the peanut farmer, second worst president, Jimmy Carter.  The quality of public education has suffered for it. The US taxpayer has spent over one hundred billion dollars a year on the department of education. They have educated NO children.

The list of demoncRAT lies and boondoggles could fill 100 rants.  This is just a couple to think about.  Don’t forget how the department of energy was started to lower energy cost! (There goes that peanut farmer again!) There goes another thirty billion a year.

 I’ve pretty much laid off of Hillary and BO because if you voted for BO not once but twice there isn’t any way I can convince you that you made two mistakes.  On top of that you’re probably going to vote for Hillary. Steeeriiiike Three!  Now, Hillary is a proven liar and a thief just like her husband.  (If you made the first two strikes and are old enough you probably voted for that sphincter too!). Just in case you haven’t seen it, here is a partial list of BO’s lies. And Here is another list.  Here is a list of Hillary’s lies and crimes. aaannnnd Check out this article.  I don’t have the space or time to list them all. HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR THESE PEOPLE??  Don’t forget that the area around Washington DC has the highest average salary and the lowest unemployment in the country, 

 Trump might be an loud mouthed, bombastic bully but I believe he can do some good things for the country where Hillary is only out for Hillary.

One day, President Obama visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word “tragedy. ” “Well,” one girl replied, “If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy! ” The President smiled at the little girl and said, “No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try? ” A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, “I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone! ” The President shook his head and said, “No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn’t anyone know of a good example of a tragedy? ” A small girl raised her hand and said, “Well, Mr. President, if you and Michelle were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy! ” “Very good,” he said. “And what was your reason for that answer? ” “Well,” she said, “It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss! “

 

 

 

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06/20/16
I’ll start this rant off with a joke.
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 4:18 pm


 

I’ll start this rant off with a joke. Elizabeth Warren called Donald Trump a fraud!

OK, so it isn’t the first joke I’ve had to explain. Elizabeth procured a six figure job at Harvard by claiming to be a Cherokee Indian. Her grandmother said that HER grandmother was one-half Cherokee. Because she said so (no documentation other than her high cheekbones) was enough for Penn State and Harvard to hire her as a minority! She is the whitest woman of color ever!

This is the liberal way. “It is what I say because I say so and if you disagree with me then you a bigot and a racist!” Another good example is the Left’s denial of Islamist terrorism. When something like San Bernardino or Orlando happens the liberal thought process is: 1) Can we blame the Tea Party? No? 2) Can we blame Christians? No? 3) Can we blame right wing militia groups? No? 4) Oh, OK it’s the gun’s fault. The San Bernardino two perpetrators, Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik, and the Orlando shooter, Omar Mateen, proclaimed Islamist ties and in the case of Mateen actually called authorities and said he was doing it for ISIS. Farook and Malik posted their allegiance to ISIL on Facebook.

BO’s lies are legion. They have been reported and reported but nobody seems to care as the United States circles the drain. The first one we know of is the transcript from Occidental College showing that Obama (Barry Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship (scholarship) for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program – an international educational exchange program sponsored by the U.S. government.

So when was he lying? Then or now? Right on through and including, “Benghazi was caused by a video” and the “Orlando massacre had nothing to do with Islam.”

I don’t have enough room to type all of Hillary’s lies but I will try to chronicle just a few. Keep in mind that these are proven lies nor rumors and innuendo. Well, I think I’ll be lazy and let Ed Klein do it.

http://edwardklein.com/a-top-ten-list-of-hillarys-lies-scams-hustles-and-deceitfulness/

Then Hillary can do it for me as well. (13 minutes of lies.) https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI Now, none of this even touches on the Hillary, Bill and Chelsea Clinton Family Foundation. These folks have a charity that isn’t really. https://philanthropy.com/article/Charity-Navigator-Removes/234700

Several countries and companies that had business before the State Department made large donations to the foundation or paid Bill or Hillary to make speeches. (Side note: Some of the countries execute the gays that Hillary says she wants to protect!)  Not little $100 speeches these but hundreds of thousands of dollar speeches. This activity ramped up when Hillary announced she was running for president. Here is a list of the Clintons’ speeches from

2013 through May of 2015. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-03/every-hillary-and-bill-clinton-speech-2013-fees

As I have said before, “Show me a politician who never lied and I’ll show you a politician who never held office.”

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. ~~~There was one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a liberal Democrat. ” “Then,” asks the teacher, “What are you? ” “Why I’m a proud conservative Republican,” boasts the little girl. ~~~The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican. “Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too. ” ~~~The teacher, now angry, loudly says, “That’s no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron? What would you be then? ” ~~~The teacher paused and smiled. “Then,” Lucy said, “I’d be a liberal Democrat. “

 

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05/21/16
Is it really Trump?
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 8:01 pm


Let me get this off my chest. Trump is not my first choice.  I’ll take him any day over Crazy Bernie or Heartless Hillary any day.  The GOPe (e = establishment) is going to do everything they can to dump Trump. Create stories, disqualify some of his delegates or anything else they can to create a contested convention. Then bribe, coerce or trick the delegates into nominating a Romney, Ryan or some other loser. If that fails, I’m almost certain that they will run a third party candidate. I know, I know, it can’t win. They know it as well. They just don’t care. They want to retain their wealth and power. They don’t really care who is running the show or about the country as long as they can keep their perks. If Trump is true to his word he will dry up many programs and unneeded departments.

Take the Department of Energy. This boondoggle was created in 1977 by the second-worst president, Jimmy Carter. The objective was to make the US less dependent on foreign energy. That has not worked out so well. Last year the budget was almost thirty billion dollars. The department had around 16,000 permanent employees and 100,000 contract workers. They wasted billions on “renewable” energy companies that went bust after discovering that it didn’t work well enough to power Moochele’s vibrator. They are killing fossil fuel companies left and right. Peabody Coal is the latest victim. They applied for chapter 11. This was due to onerous regulation and confiscatory taxes.


OK, now guess how many children the Department of Education educated. 10 million? 1 million? A thousand? How about ZERO? That’s the right answer. The department is unconstitutional and all they have done is regulate the crap out of the education system. BTW they had a budget of 69 billion dollars in 2015. Check out this article: http://www.freedomworks.org/content/abolishing-department-education-right-thing-do


These two departments are just to ripe for abolishment.


At the end of 2015 there were 81,611 pages of federal regulations. Understand these are NOT laws that have been voted on and passed by congress. These are regulations dreamed up and written down by nameless and faceless bureaucrats, sometimes at the behest of crooked politicians in order to punish one business or to help another by suppressing another. (Like the coal industry.) Much of the time they are simply written to justify a department’s existence or to expand itself. Here is an interesting article: http://thehill.com/regulation/administration/264456-2015-was-record-year-for-federal-regulation-group-says Before Ted Cruz dropped out, both he and Trump have said they will immediately begin to eliminate many of these regulations and by doing so, shrink the departments they were created by.

But I digress. The point of this rant is to highlight the duplicity of our elected scum, I mean politicians. Many of those Congressmen and women were elected on the promise to do something about the corruption and waste. As soon as they got a taste of the money and power their tune changed. They don’t want a Trump or Cruz who will shame them into doing something. There are bills languishing in committees that address many of these problems, yet our brave pols won’t bring them up for a vote, let alone pass them. They say, ‘Obama will just veto them.’ Well, make him veto the bills! Let him be responsible for the consequences. Trump won’t veto the bills and he will be expecting them on his desk. So what’s your excuse now?

 


A Harley rider is going by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole.’

The Harley rider replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.’

The reporter says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page…

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?’

The biker replies, ‘I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.’

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days.

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03/29/16
Jill Abramson’s Onion article
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 5:22 pm


Jill Abramson penned a comedy piece for The Onion called, ‘Hillary Clinton is Fundamentally Honest’. Have you ever even imagined anything so funny? Now Jill used to be an editor for the always reliable, truthful and honest New York Times. I know, here I go again with the jokes. You can read the article here http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/28/hillary-clinton-honest-transparency-jill-abramson Oops sorry, it was a serious article.

The New York Times editorial staff never had much in the way of credible political coverage and if Jill still worked for the Times this article would fit right in. If Jill ever had any credibility she certainly lost it with this POS article. The thing that amazes me is that these people are so out of touch that they still believe they are the mainstream of thinking in the country.

Of course the NYT isn’t alone. You have the WaPo, Chicago Tribune and many more. Most of these rags are losing readership in droves because of the sheer idiocy of their opinions and the total fabrication of their “news stories”. You know it’s bad when the cartoons are the most truthful part of the paper. Ms. Abramson had to do this opinion piece for the UK Guardian as even the Times wouldn’t publish a croc of crap like that. As a child, if you told lies like this you would have been grounded for life!

The whole point of this rant is to point out how deceitful and duplicitous the mainstream media is. How they manipulate the news and, not just in their opinion pieces, to try to influence public opinion. News stories are always slanted to the left. When a democRAT politician gets caught committing a crime or just dating his sister the LSM (Lame Stream Media) will never, NEVER report the party affiliation. That is if they report it all and if they do the story will be vague and will appear on page fourteen. If it is a Republican you can be sure the headline will read something like, “REPUBLICAN councilman JOHN SMITH blah blah blah”. And it will be on page one above the fold. The story will contain plenty of speculation.

The papers aren’t alone. The major network “news” organizations are the same. Fox and some of the other “conservative” outlets are almost as bad. They claim to have conservative values and ideals but they are just selling product. The commentators in many cases are just as liberal as the ones on the networks. An example is that by most accounts Ted Cruz has pretty much aced the debates. He out-debated everybody. Did you hear or read that? No! All the oxygen got sucked out of the Republican Party by Donald Trump. The establishment absolutely hates Cruz. They May not like Trump but they think they can beat him. (And if not they can deal with him.) The media is helping Hillary by helping Trump. They tried helping Jeb, Nobody went for that joke. Then is was Rubio. No dice. Now they’re actually thinking about Kasich. They don’t want Trump but they really don’t want Cruz.

Texas Talk

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben darein geschissen.” This means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have shit in it.”

The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Hillary Clinton. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The rancher replied: “Use both hands.”




 


 

 

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03/20/16
Intellect
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 6:43 pm


             

in•tel•lect
ˈin(t)lˌekt/

noun
the faculty of reasoning and understanding objectively, especially with regard to abstract or academic matters.
“he was a man of action rather than of intellect”
synonyms: mind, brain(s), intelligence, reason, understanding, thought, brainpower, sense, judgment, wisdom, wits;
More
the understanding or mental powers of a particular person.
plural noun: intellects
“his keen intellect”
an intelligent or intellectual person.

This is what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. I’m kind of stunned that we have thinking people that would vote for a demoncRAT. 
There are millions of people in this country who think that collecting welfare, abiding in subsidized housing and eating with food stamps is living. I’m not talking about the infirm, disabled or elderly. The ones I’m talking about are the ones that could get employment, get off welfare and quit food stamps but don’t because it’s easier not to. A perfect storm of circumstances has created a couple of generations of slugs.

1) Parents who decided to let Howdy Doody, Micky Mouse and South Park raise and teach their kids.

2) After that, the education system took over and the teachers and professors turned the little skulls full of mush even more mushy. 

3) Hacks, both elected and appointed, have grown government in order to garner more power and wealth for themselves. One way to do this, is to make as many as possible dependent on the government. Aaaaaand keep that number growing. 

4) Raise taxes, increase costs, kill jobs. Increase entitlements.

O.K., that accounts for about fifteen to twenty percent of the voting population. What about the the middle class and upper middle class folks that vote for vermin like B.O. And Killary. Sure there were those who voted demoncRAT because of a kinship for B.O. and those suffering from “white guilt”. That could account for the first B.O. election but what about the second? How many people knew about or were warned about his unconstitutional and/or illegal activities and still voted for the Islamist-In-Chief. Who did the Islamist-In-Chief help during his first term? Average wages dropped, the number of people not in the workforce decreased dramatically and illegal immigration increased ten fold!

Now we come to Hillary who has a record of deceit going back to Arkansas when she ran interference for the Rapist-In-Chief. There are those that want to vote for her because she is a woman. Voting for her because she is a woman is like eating a turd because it looks like a Baby Ruth. She has done nothing for women beyond ruining the lives of the ones that accused her hubby, the molester-in-chief, of everything from sexual harassment to out-and-out rape. Of course her own record has a few flaws. Let’s take a look, shall we? 

Is there anyone that doesn’t know about the Rose Law firm? How about her cattle futures deal? There are more but let’s get more current. There is, of course, all the crooked dealing with and through the Clinton (crime) Family Foundation. One of the things that most people don’t know is the foundation, a charity, collected hundreds of millions of dollars of which less than 15% actually went to charity. Here is a good article   Much of the rest was accounted for under ‘other expenses’! Under her stewardship of the State Department six billion dollars went missing. Benghazi. Killary knew the attack on the consulate had nothing to do with a video. She and the Islamist-In-Chief knew of the attack in plenty of time to have saved those peoples’ lives. Meanwhile the Rapist-In-Chief was touring the private playground of Jeffery Epstein the convicted child molester. Now we find that she used a private server for official government communications that was likely hacked by China and Russia. Who needs this old crone? Where is the intellect?

Hanna, I’m using another of your jokes.

The world’s most clever student does the world’s funniest book report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’
and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.


One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton: Cost – $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything.


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing

 

           

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02/13/16
What are you going to do?
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 4:41 pm


Now that a couple of primaries are behind us, you have to answer a few questions. . First of all, what party should you be in? For simplicity lets assume there are two parties. Republican and Democrat. One of them will produce the next president. Answer these simple questions:


Does the anyone owe you anything just becuse you are born?
Is the government the cure for every problem? (After all, they created most of them.)

Do you believe that illegal aliens should have all the same rights, entitlements and jobs as American citizens?

If something isn’t right in your life is it someone else’s fault, always?
Will taxing rich people more make your life better?

Was “occupy Wall Street” legitimate while the TEA Party is bogus?
Do you think the minimum wage should be $15.00 an hour? (We can have a long discussion about that one some day.)

Should the United States stay out of all conflicts in the world regardless of the consequences?
Do you think healthcare, education and housing should be free for anyone who isn’t working?

Is the “one percent” holding the common man back.
Is the earth going to melt is 20 years? 30? 50?

If you answered yes to ANY of these questions then you should probably seek counciling and go Hillary or feel the Bern with the demoncRATs.


On the other hand, if you are of sound mind you probably will be voting Republican.


BUT FIRST…..What will you do in the primaries?

If you truly adhere to conservative values you will be voting for Cruz or maybe rubio or even Trump. Conservative Review has a very good report card on the candidates.
https://www.conservativereview.com/2016-presidential-candidates Remember one thing. No candidate will be 100% perfect for everyone or for anyone for that matter. What is your hot button issue? Immigration? The Economy? Foreign policy? Social issues like abortion or birth control? Some of the candidates are stronger in some fields while others are weak in some fields. Are you going to be able to overlook Bush’s weak stance on immigration? Maybe Kasich’s opposition to the second ammendment is OK wth you. The point is you should do some research on these people before entrusting the future of the country to them.

If the only place you and your friends get your news is the networks (including FOX) then your choice will probably have a liberal tint. To hear MSNBC or NBC tell it. Ted Cruz is a raving maniac and some personalities on FOX will tell you that Marco Rubio is a rube. An example is this: After the latest GOP debate all the networks made a big deal over Rubio repeating a line about Obama several times and sounding like a robot. He may not have been his most articulate but he was trying to make a very important point. Does anyone in class remember what he was saying all those times? That’s the point! The networks would rather you concentrate on Marco’s stumble instead of Christie’s stupidity. After all Christie had little chance of winning the nomination.. The point was that Christie was harping on Rubio’s inexperience, comparing him with Obama. He said that Obama’s inexperience was causing all the problems. The point Rubio was making was that Obama is wrecking the havoc he is on purpose and he is being very successful at it. Nobody commented on the point that Rubio was trying to make. Christie blustered about Rubio repeating himself and sounding programmed. Thus drowning out Rubio’s point.


That was a long story trying to show how things get covered by the media. They let you hear what they want ou to hear. Do some research. Look at the bills they have sponsored or the good and bad things they have done for their state. You will find a lot of different results than what you have been led to believe by the democrat propaganda machine.


We have many serious issues facing the country and frankly one election isn’t going to turn it around. A real conservative for president will be a good start. That president will exert some influence on Congress and begin to turn things around.  The presidency will give the conservative congress members some backing. 

These are real stories from a Washington DC ticket agent.

1. I had a
New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that
her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke),
who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and
the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ‘’I'm not trying to
make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ….'’

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ‘’Cape Cod is in
Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ‘’
his response — click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a
Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando .
He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that’s not
possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
He replied, ‘don’t lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin
state!'’ (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ‘’Is it
possible to see England from Canada ?'’
I said, ‘’No.'’
She said, ‘’But they look so close on the map.'’ (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he
could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had
only a 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car,
he said, ‘’I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive
between gates to save time.'’ (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to
know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and
got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn’t
understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast,
and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ‘’Do airlines put
your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to
whom?'’ I said, ‘No, why do you ask?’
He replied, ‘’Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my
luggage that said (FAT), and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude!'’
After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying
laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT -
Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his
luggage.

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip
package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ‘’Would it
be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?'’

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala
who asked, ‘’How do I know which plane to get on?'’
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ‘’I was told my flight
number is 823, but none of these planes have that number on them.'’

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ‘’I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola ,
Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?'’
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.
She said, ‘’Yeah, whatever, smarty!'’

11. Mary Landrieu , La. Senator called and had a question about the documents
she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about
passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. ‘Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to
China many times and never had to have one of those.'’
I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her
this she said, ‘’Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have
accepted my American Express!'’

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ‘’I want
to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .'’
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ‘’Are you sure that’s the name of
the town?'’
‘Yes, what flights do you have?'’ replied the man.
After some searching, I came back with, ‘’I'm sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every
airport code in the country and can’t find a rhino anywhere.”
‘’The man retorted, ‘’Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check
your map!'’
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ‘’You don’t
mean Buffalo , do you?'’
The reply? ‘’Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.'’

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it’s in!

Could anyone be this DUMB?
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS,
AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED..

I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure,
you just gotta spread it around

 

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01/02/16
End/Begining of the year
Filed under: General
Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 2:30 pm


The last seven years have been a horrible mess. That’s the only way to describe the destruction our government, with the help of the media has managed. They set out to trash the first amendment and destroy our sovereignty. They are attacking Christianity and promoting. Islam daily. The Islamist-In-Chief, BO, has ignored and done what he can to trivialize the Constitution. A simple question has to be answered. Why the hell haven’t articles of impeachment been filed against this traitor? Both he and his former Secretary of State, Killary Clinton, have Islamic advisors who are loyal, not to the Constitution, but the Quran. Here is a list of SOME of the IIC’s crimes. https://www.committeeforjustice.org/content/25-violations-law-president-obama-and-his-administration

The IIC (Islamist-In-Chief) is going to attack the second amendment this week. What ever he comes up with it will surely be something to usurp even more of our rights. Unfortunately the Republicrats are doing nothing to stop him. Another question is why is the GOP going along with everything the demoncRATs want? Believe me, I wish I had the answer. Some say it’s a lack of testicular fortitude. Some say it’s greed and a lust to keep their power. They just want to control their little piece of the government cornucopia. Others say it’s ineptitude. I think it’s a combination of all of the above and fear. Yep, fear of the media. The demoncRAT propaganda machine, aka the mainstream media, has done a great job of convincing the RINOs that all resistance is futile. They’re convinced that their constituents will turn against them if they are critical of the IIC. All of this is just the tip of the domestic iceberg.

Let’s talk about foreign policy, or the lack thereof. I shouldn’t call it a lack. What it is, is anti-American. In every instance the IIC has made policy decisions and backed parties most hostile to the US. Muslim Brotherhood comes to mind. His decision to abandon Iraq and give up the Middle East to IRAN, the Taliban, al Qaeda and ISIS and what other Islamist terrorist outfit is out there. This alignment with Islamist terrorists is NOT accidental. The IIC is knowingly helping to create a worldwide caliphate. He is importing Muslim “refugees” into this country by the tens of thousands There are already jurisdictions in this country that abide by sharia law. There are also local governments that are getting taken over by Muslims. Here are some quotes from the IIC. http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/40-mind-blowing-quotes-barack-hussein-obama-islam-christianity/

My fear is that even if we get a conservative President like Cruz or even Trump it will be too little too late. We got a bunch of conservatives elected nationwide but some of those have slid into big government RINO land.

It was said by Benjamin Franklin, Signer of the Declaration of Independence “[O]nly a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.”
“Whereas true religion and good morals are the only solid foundations of public liberty and happiness . . . it is hereby earnestly recommended to the several States to take the most effectual measures for the encouragement thereof.” Continental Congress, 1778

The IIC and his minions in the press are making every effort to. Stamp out Christianity and Judaism all the while promoting Islam. We all have to let our representatives know, by phone, email or in person to let them know that if they aren’t virtuous we will get Senators and representatives that are. We have to let them know we are tired of getting screwed by the people supposedly representing us. Here is where you can get a hold of them.

http://www.contactingthecongress.org




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10/17/15
WHY IS HE STILL HERE
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 11:03 pm

           


Why hasn’t BO been impeached or imprisoned?  I know, ALL politicians lie.  The line is, “Show me a politician that doesn’t lie and I’ll show you a politician that has never held office.”  If lying was an impeachable offense we would never have had a president.  (Or any other office holder.) 

There are many documented instances of crimes and violations of the Constitution by the Liar-in-chief.  Here are a couple of places to see some of the shenanigans he has pulled.   here   and here

His wanton disregard for our immigration laws is absolutely stunning.  The BO regime has time and time again favored illegal aliens over Americans. Beside the fact that he has been ushering in illegals over the Mexico - US border, he is also importing the Mideast’s most undesirable rabble. Almost certainly both avenues have been conduits for terrorists to enter the country.  http://freebeacon.com/issues/obama-admin-plans-more-executive-action-on-immigration/  We  need to repeal the 1965 immigration law and go back to NO immigration into the US until the legal immigrants can be assimilated and deport as many illegals as we can find.  How fast can we close the southern border?  The liberals will say. “You can’t deport 11 to 20 million people.” (I believe there are more than that number of Illegals in the country right now’)  In the same breath they say they will be able to find them all to give them welfare. 

Some of the libtards say that the illegals contribute to this country. Seriously??  How many actually pay more in taxes than they receive in benefits?  Not many, since the bottom 47% of wage earners (the ones that actually report earning a wage) pay no income tax or get money from the government.  This doesn’t include the assistance programs specifically designed for them.

The BO in-justice department has been a f**king joke since BO took office.  Holder should be in jail with half the people in his department with him.  From the New Black Panther case in Philadelphia to the Gibson wood theft, to the prosecution of Arizona for passing laws that mirror US law, to going after businesses for not wavering from their religious beliefs. 

Most of Hillary’s sins will come to light over the next few months and then maybe she and her scum-bag husband BJ will get what they deserve.

The Islamist-In-Chief’s foreign policy was conceived by people that want the destruction of the United States.  How can you come to any other conclusion?  Our military has been the lab for social experimentation that has done no good to the service.  BO has fired most of the real generals and replaced them with a bunch of ass licking yes men.  Where we should have gotten militarily involved, we didn’t and where we should stay away from we are there. The US has let insignificant flea bag countries run over us.  Iran has proven they are not to be trusted.  John “horse face” Kerry couldn’t negotiate a lollypop deal with my five year old grandson.  Who makes a deal where Iran gets everything they want and we get less than nothing?  WTF again..

On Air Force One Barack Obama and Joe Biden are on a plane. Suddenly Joe Biden says I can throw 100 dollars out of this plane and make 100 people happy. Barack says I can throw 1000 dollars out of the plane and make 1000 people happy. The pilot over heard this and said, “I can throw both of you out of this plane and make the whole country happy.”

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10/11/15
Corruption and Incompetence
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 1:08 pm

           


           

We have the most corrupt, incompetent and non-responsive government we have ever had.  This all stems from the Islamist-in-chief, BO. The latest example is the BO Justice Department which has not acted as a law enforcement entity since BO took office.  Rather, the department has been tasked with the protection of BO and his cronies.  Their other main task is to harass and persecute those who are not BO believers.  Case in point: The Gibson guitar wood confiscation.  The latest is their refusal to actually do anything to Hillary Clinton for the stack of felonies perpetrated by her or at her behest. Not just the illegal email situation but with regard to her part in the Benghazi massacre and subsequent cover-up.  That was actually two things, Justice Department and Killary.

Next up is the Cronyism between the BO administration and “businesses” like Solyndra.  These endeavors are schemes to defraud the US, and I do mean us, out of billions and billions of dollars.  How about GE getting away with paying almost nothing in taxes in exchange for huge contributions to BO.  It is truly banana republic stuff.

The Iran deal has been decried as the worst possible thing we could have ever done to the world by republicrats and demoncRATs alike.  There is a reason I call BO the Islamist-In-Chief.  This deal does nothing for the US or for the rest of the world for that matter.  As things stood before the “deal” (How can you call an arrangement where you lose everything and gain nothing a deal?) Iran was forbidden to have nukes.  Now they are guaranteed one sooner rather than later. I wish I could say this happened because BO and John Kerry are incompetent buffoons but isn’t the case.  John Kerry is nothing more than a puppet with BO’s hand up his ass making his mouth move. BO is favoring Islam over any and all other religions.  His justice department persecutes Christians for standing for their religious beliefs, from not baking cakes to refusing to fund abortions. I think BO is committed to the destruction of Israel. 

Now he is going to push an executive order calling for gun control, or worse, confiscation.  There are people who think this is a good thing.  Uninformed idiots!  They did this in NAZI Germany too.  Disarm the population and you have a flock of compliant sheep.

Obamacare, The Affordable Health Care Program, what a joke.  There are reports of peoples’ deductibles and premiums increasing by 100% or more!  Not even thinking about those who are now out because of not being able to afford their new “affordable” insurance!  The BO administration had to perform tricks and deceptions to get the POS through Congress. (This was before he realized he didn’t have to get their permission.) By the way, the NAZIs nationalized healthcare as well.  They understood that if you control a person’s access to healthcare, you control his or her whole life.

Finally, there is the illegal immigration situation. Aside from the fact the government is flat-out lying about the unemployment rate. It is most likely closer to 9 to 12 percent. not the 5 or 6 they claim. How bad to we need ten to twenty million unskilled, illiterate foreigners that don’t speak, read or write English? Not only that, they don’t care to…. and nobody in the government gives a crap if they do. They are taking many of the no to low skill jobs out there.

There is a plan behind this invasion. BO and his minions are fighting tooth and nail any voter-id law in order to make voter fraud easier. the more sinister plot involves the electoral college. The way the law is written; how many votes a state get is dependent on the number of representatives a state has in the US House of Representatives. That is determined by the number of people that reside in that state. NOT the number of people that legally reside in that state or are citizens. So if you increase the number of people in a state that will vote demoncRAT that state will get more votes in the electoral college! The other half of the equation is that many, if not most, of these illegal aliens will need assistance from the government which the demoncRATs promise and provide. If they ever do become eligible to vote legally 90% of them will vote demoncRAT. The fastest growing religion in the United States is Muslim. We are importing thousands of islamists each month. We now have some cities that practice sharia law against the constitution! That is truly a WTF situation.

If the Demoncrats get to elect the next President, Biden, Clinton or Sanders we will be truly be screwed.  We can disband the Republican party because another one won’t ever get elected.  

A state trooper clocks a guy over 10 miles over the limit.  He gives chase but the guy doesn’t  pull over.  The trooper finally catches the driver and takes his license and registration to check it.  He returns to the vehicle and tells the driver that he checked his license, registration and insurance and that the guy has a spotless record. 

Since it’s time for the shift change the trooper says to the guy, “Since you have such a good record, if you can give me a good reason for speeding I’ll let you off with a warning.” 

The driver replies, “Last year my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were bringing her back.”  The trooper let him go on his way!

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08/17/15
LEADERSHP, MY AUNT FANNY!
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 7:24 pm

           


We have a lot of problems in this country today. Once we get rid of B.O. Many of them can be solved administratively. For example, many of the onerous regulations B.O.’s agencies have instituted can be reversed with a flick of the pen. (The Criminal-in-Chief isn’t the only one with a pen!) Whether or not it will happen is another matter. For our problems to be solved a long trip will start with two steps. The first step will be to elect a Conservative president. (That’s right, with a capital “C”!) The second and just as import is to dump the establishment RINOs. 

It’s hard for anyone to argue that the current Republican leadership is either grossly incompetent or as crooked as the current administration. Believe me, it’s hard to be that crooked! For B.O.’s first two years the RINOs whined, “We have no control of what the DemoncRATs do.” Then for the next two years they cried, “We only control One half of one third of the government.” Never did they put up any kind of fight against the unconstitutional and criminal actions of a wanna-be dictator. Never in the history of this country has a president disregarded the laws and the constitution so blatantly.

Now, back to the “leadership” of the Republican Party. John ‘No Balls’ Boehner has been conspicuously invisible when it came to the fight to defund Obummercare or even a portion of it. He can usually be found drowning his stupidity at the Union Pub or the Hamilton with one or more of his donors. Mitch McConnell refuses to go against the president for any reason whatsoever. Aside from the fact that he has even fewer balls than No Balls he is also in the pockets of lobbyists. Why else won’t he fight illegal immigration? The businesses that use cheap illegal alien workers don’t want that labor pool to dry up.


All in all, the weak-kneed, lily-livered republican politicians in the Senate and House of Representatives have to be evicted ASAP.  For those of you that live in Ohio there are a good Conservative choice. J.D. Winteregg to replace Boehner.  Boehner will spend many millions to try to defeat this challenger.  Maybe the people in No Balls’s district will wise up this time. Unfortunately, McConnell’s term won’t be over until 2020. That’s better eyesight than the foresight shown by the KY voters.  When he gets done the whole country will need KY!  The only hope is to get more Conservatives in the Senate to boot him out of his leadership role. As long as he is there its the same as having “Crooked” Harry Reid as Senate Majority leader.  It isn’t just these two pieces of wasted skin but a whole bunch in both bodies of congress and both parties.



Below are 3 short sentences you should find interesting. These sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our current government and cultural environment:

1.) We are advised NOT to judge ALL MUSLIMS b y the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics !!!
 

2.) Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money.
 How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? The first group “worked for” their money — the second didn’t!
    

3.) Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, giving no pay raises for our military, cutting our army personnel to a level lower than before WWII —- but we are not stopping payments to illegal aliens such as monthly payments for each child, money for housing, food stamps, free education - including college - and also giving them the right to vote????


 

 



 

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06/07/15
Will They ever learn?
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 12:04 pm



The demoncRAT party and more and more of the RINO republicrats have turned full Socialist/communist and are moving ever forward toward 90% plus income tax rates for the “rich”, taxing air and anything else we need.  Take a look at federal laws and regulations.  There are over 5000 federal laws and up to 30,000 regulations.  This doesn’t count State and local laws and regulations! These are just the ones that can be criminalized. (You can go to jail.) These laws and regulations cost businesses and citizens hundreds of billions of dollars per year.  Look at any ladder you buy at the hardware store. Look at the tags and stickers on them.  Some are to avoid lawsuits by people for doing stupid things with their ladders (That’s a whole other rant.) and changes to the ladders and other regs are to comply with state and federal regulations.  The same is true for just about any product you buy. Well those stickers and changes to the products to comply with the regulations and laws cost those businesses hundreds of billions of dollars.  They also cost the consumer.  The Rand Paul philosophy is to do away with all the regs.  I believe there is a balance. Problem is finding it! Here’s a little writeup on the increase of federal regulations. https://cei.org/blog/new-data-code-federal-regulations-expanding-faster-pace-under-obama 

The problem is that politicians (of both parties) are aware that the more they can grow the government, the more power they wield and the more money they can garner from those who benefit from the rules or those who don’t.  Many of them go to Washington with the best intentions, if not the right methods.  After a while if they fight the establishment they find that they don’t get the plum committee assignments.  So they relax a principle here drop an ideal there.  Pretty soon they are one of the people they vowed to fight.  The temptations are too great.  I think if I was a congressman I could succumb to some of it.  Look at scumbags like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.  I’m sure at one time they had principles… Nah, never mind.  The cure here is term limits.  


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Anyway, I got a little waylaid.  The Socialist/communist model has been tried over and over again with the same results.  FAILURE!  It was tried here at the founding of our country.  The first pilgrims decided that everyone would share equally even if you didn’t contribute.  Well it didn’t take long for two things to happen: 1) Some people stopped working or stopped working as hard.  2) Those who continued to produce got angry and refused to share.  Socialism  ended pretty quickly after that. Ever since then, until recently, The United States was the most prosperous country on the planet.  

Today, people above what we call the poverty line in this country are more wealthy than 80% of the rest of the worlds population.  Some countries have settled on and for a socialist/democratic form of government.  They are allowed to feel they are in charge but the truth is, they aren’t.  Most of them define law as “you can do what the law says you can do, if it isn’t defined you can’t do it”.  The US form of government is that if the law says you can’t do something then you can’t. For the most part if what you do doesn’t hurt someone else and isn’t already defined as illegal by law, then you can do it!  See the difference? More and more politicians are trying to turn this around.  

They want to be rulers not servants.


Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking down the street one day and they see a sign advertising a beauty contest.  Snow White says, ‘I got this one in the bag!’  She goes in the bar and comes out twenty minutes with a big grin on her face and a trophy. ‘I won!’, she exclaims. 

Soon they see another bar advertising for the strongest man competition.

Superman says, ‘I almost feel bad but I think I’ll enter the contest.’

Half an hour later he comes out with a trophy and says, ‘Was there ever any doubt?’

As luck would have it a few doors down there was a best liar contest.  Pinocchio says, ‘You know who’s going to win this one!’

Forty-five minutes later Pinocchio comes out with tears running down his little wooden face, blubbering,

‘Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?’ 





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05/12/15
Emotions
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Posted by: Joe Melchiorre @ 7:17 pm


 I’m not sure which emotion I feel the most.  There’s fear. Fear of what the demoncrats are making of this country. There’s disappointment.  Dissapointment at what the Republican party leadership is not doing about it. Disbelief. Disbelief at what the schools have become. College graduates having to go to remedial reading classes. Anger. Anger at how little people seem to care that the United States is a laughingstock around the world.  Disgust. Disgust at what passes for a news media.  I have all of these feelings put together thinking of what hell awaits my grandchildren if things don’t radically change.

The demoncrats, led by BO, are methodically tearing the Constitution to shreds.  From amnesty for millions of illegal aliens to a “health care” plan that promises to bankrupt the country.  so many times the demoncrats have promised one thing and either haven’t delivered or delivered something completely different.  The BO (in)justice department has released criminals and terrorists across the country, all the while persecuting law enforcement officers.  I could go on.  These things and more instill fear in me.

I couldn’t be more disappointed in the republican party if I tried. The RINO leadership in Congress is conspiring with BO behind closed doors to take away (more of) our liberties.  Boehner talks tough then cries like a little girl and lets the left do what ever they want. I thought we had a majority.  My latest theory is that McConnell was raised and schooled to be an undercover agent for the demoncrats.  He is now coming into his own!   We need desperately to replace these drones and demoncrat lite politicians with true Constitution supporting conservatives.

When I say I can’t believe what our school systems have become, it’s an understatement.  Some of these wonder kids wonder why they can’t get a job. “I got a master’s degree in Intermediate Lesbian Basket Weaving! Why won’t anyone hire me?”  You can see dozens of man-on-the-street interviews where someone asks people from high school age to college graduates some rudimentary questions on different subjects.   I couldn’t believe the things they did not know. Some examples of the questions are: 1) Who is the Vice President? 2) What is the capital of (Insert the state they live in)? 3)Who was president before BO? 4) What elements are in water?  I actually heard one high school senior ask,”What’s an element?”  5) Name two countries in (Asia or Europe or South America). So you see the level of education these kids got  and it won’t get any better as long as teachers’ unions have control of the schools. Let’s hire a teacher because they know what they’re doing, not because they are ideologues.

I really get angry at the attitude of people who say, “It’s not my problem.” or “someone will fix it.” or “I don’t care about politics but I think Obama is cool.”  BO got elected TWICE because of the uninformed people that thought it was more important to have a black president than to know what he stands for.  I’ve heard some people express buyer’s remorse for voting for him.  Trouble is you can’t turn him in for a new one.  Even if you could, you would end up with the puppet Biden.  We try to tell them that our enemies think we are weak and they laugh at us. We tell them that our friends around the world don’t think they can trust us.  They say, so what the enemies can’t hurt us and our friends probably aren,t really our friends.  It isn’t grade school and the bully isn’t going to give you a Melvin or push you down in the mud. They are out to destroy the country and those friends aren’t going to help.

All in all I think the country is being destroyed.  Not by ISIS or Iran but by ourselves.  If we don’t correct the course soon our kids and grandkids have a long hard road ahead.  I think it was John Adams that said, Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.  it is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”  We have lost most morality and the left is working it’s hardest to kill religion.

Maybe 2016 will bring some relief from the constant onslaught of the left.

A middle aged woman was teeing off for a round of golf when she toppled over after swinging too hard.


The foursome waiting on the tee happened to include President ObamReacting quickly, Obama adroitly ran to the woman and helped her up.


She thanked him and began to re-tee her ball, when Obama said, “By the way, I’m Barack


Obama and I sure hope you voted for me.”


She smiled and replied, “I fell on my butt, not on my head.”


 

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